Funny Quotes

• Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich. ~ Unknown
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• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. ~ Unknown
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• I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. ~ Benjamin Franklin
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• It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek. ~ Unknown
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• Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. ~ Cullen Hightower
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• A man has his clothes made to fit him, a woman makes herself fit her clothes. ~ Edgar Watson Howe
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• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein
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• Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns
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• I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. ~ Llie Nastase
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• There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book. ~ Unknown
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